Ministerial Leaders

Nicholas:

Double hatting, as Director & Leader, but isn't crazy, (his mom had him tested), sparks direction & turmoil, just as his name suggests, he strikes controversy with his knowledge of Kwa-Zulu Natal rock paintings & stirs riot amongst tea-lovers. 

Ilana:

Took the job because she had too, changes nappies in her sleep for fun, & drives over anything her husband leaves on the garage floor, she too, is a lady unafraid of the dark when things go bump in the night, Ilana bumps back. 

Jeremy:

Loves country music & prefers cat nib over Cubans, (the cigars, not the people - it would be wrong if it was the people), equipped with orange blast from our favourite childhood drink, drives with his left hand whilst mixing sick beats with DJ PC on the right. Only drinks Lattes, made with real coco beans & only eats salad when dressed with peanut butter.  

Farrah:

Spent 9 years getting her MTHD in flag dancing & flies kites before sun up. Armed with cat-like reflexes, she too, asks, whether you can smell what the she-Rock, is cooking, ready to bind & lose, Farrah, may be like a sweet smelling flower but whose sting is deadly to the enemy camp. Like stress, she's a silent killer.   

Judy:

After Alexander Graham Bell had invented the telephone, there were 4 missed calls by Judith. If you don't have something to keep you cool, she's got your back, she never leaves the house without her own fan, rumour has it that the song, God's Country was inspired after Judy did a prayer walk through a town in Georgia, USA.